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Let me take you on a quick yet fascinating journey through the most random results I’ve gotten when practicing the oh so loved art of image searching.

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The elephant in the room

Keywords: Office unproductive stress  

I am no scientist, but the math doesn’t seem to add up. I don’t know what you call it here in America, but in Peru there’s this thing called Physics… but uhmm now I’m wondering if it’s not a universal thing…

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Just do it?  

Keywords: Crowded office Asia  

Here at Contrast, we are big on plank o’clock and other ways to get ourselves moving. However, just recently, a third-party research company informed us that office-friendly exercise breaks are not “a thing” in Asia. Well, Getty seems to disagree. IN YOUR FACE, STUDY!

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A monkey walks into a bar office…

Keywords: Busy office business

If you read this other post, you know I’m easily amused by monkeys (and their relatives) but there’s a time and a place for simian nonsense. Now, I do have to applaud the subtleness of this image, cuz nothing says busy like a million bright yellow sticky notes XD

Stealing milk flip off Mrs Claus royalty-free stock photo

Merry F***ing Christmas!

Keywords: Christmas grandma

Not much to say here, aside from Thank you, iStock for making it an isolated image—the sky is the limit!  

poo with flag royalty-free stock photo

Truce, truce!

Keywords: Dog park break  

It’s official: We have won the war against dog poop, or at least so it seems by this picture. And just in case you were wondering, this is what you get for “similar images.”

Magic present royalty-free stock photo

Well done, lens flare, well done

Keywords: Package delivery home

Who sent her this package? Jesus? It doesn’t matter! This powerful masterpiece combines my 2 favorite things: Grandmas and Photoshop.

Business man pushing large stone up to hill , Business heavy tasks and problems concept. royalty-free stock photo

You can do it, believe in yourself!

Keywords: Business challenge worker

If this doesn’t inspire you to work hard and follow your dreams, I don’t know what will! 

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Sandwich lady

Keywords: Business woman office allergies  

Is she smiling? Is she farting? Who knows! But, hands down, this one takes the cake. Or, the sandwich, I should say.

What have you discovered in the marvelous world of stock imagery?